Friday, October 31, 2008

Urban Legend Busted: Dead Body Under Your Matress


The Legend:
A couple checks into a hotel and have to put up with a foul odor in their room all night. They call the staff to complain and somebody figures out the stench is coming from the bed.
Now, there's no way that scenario is going to have a good ending. You're almost hoping at that point that it'll turn out the last guest just got drunk and pooped behind the headboard. But, no, the staff take off the matress and discover the couple has been sleeping over the rotting body of a dead girl who had been stuffed in the box spring.
The Truth:
This actually happened in Las Vegas. Also, Kansas City, MO and Atlantic City, NJ and several times in Florida and California and, well, let's just say that in or under the bed in a hotel room seems to be a fairly popular destination for the recently deceased.
It makes sense if you think about it. The closet and under the bed are the two most popular places to hide just about anything, so it's not surprising a hell of a lot of corpses end up there as well. In fact, the odds are pretty good that at least once a guy has killed a prostitute, tried to stuff her under the bed, only to find there was already a body there.
The strangest part isn't that the bodies wind up in such a terrible hiding place (killers often aren't the type to plan ahead). No, the strange thing is that in almost every story people will sleep part of, or in many cases, the entire night, on top of the corpse before reporting it.
Most people we know will complain if they detect that someone might have smoked a cigarette in their room four months ago. Not these people, they slept inches above an oozing heap of rotting human flesh rather than inconvenience the hotel management by asking for a new room.
Or, at least we hope sleeping is all they did on that bed. Oh, man, can you imagine dying and then the first thing that happens is some middle age couple starts porking over you? Ew.
Hopefully they at least got a free continental breakfast out of the ordeal.
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Source:
www.cracked.com

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Pickup Lines


Malamig na naman ba ang Pasko mo? Siguro, oras na para gamitin mo na ang pinakahuling sandata na pwede mong gamitin... Ang pagiging corny...

Narito ang ilan sa mga nakakatuwa at nakakairitang pick-up lines:

1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

2. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

5. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

6. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

7. ur like my kulangot... cuz ur so hard to get

8. ur like my kuto... i cant get u out of my head

9. ur like my pustiso.... i cant smile wid out u

10. ur like a suppository... u bring out whats bad in me

11. ur like a yosi vendor... u give me HOPE & MORE

12. ur like Ovaltine... i jus cant get enough

13. ur like my bra... salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko

14. ur like my shoes... ur always there wherever i go

15. ur like constipation... u take my breath away

16. ur like my sweat... u relieve me when im hot

17. ur like SM... cuz uve got it all

18. ur like a Balikbayan Box... because i get excited when u arrive

19. When I am with you, I feel like matatae...because you make me kilig to the bones.

20. Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

21. I lost my number, can I have yours?

22. Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!

23. You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. Other: Yea sure, what's wrong? You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

24. I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.

25. You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.

26. ikaw ba gumawa ng crayola? kasi ikaw ang nagbibigay kulay sa buhay ko...

27. you're like false teeth... cuz i can't smile without you

28. mukhang kelangan mo ng payong, kasi inuulan ka ng kagandahan

29. i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

Love Acronyms


Karamihan sa atin ay nahihilig sa mga "acronyms". Lalo na ang mga estudyante pag malapit na ang exams. Nais ko namang ibahagi sa inyo ang mga simpleng "Love Acronyms" na sadyang nakakatuwa.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.I - Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
I.N.D.I.A.I - Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A. - Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
B.A.L.I.W.A.G. - Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
M.A.L.A.B.O.N. - May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
I.M.U.S. - I Miss U, Sweetheart.
P.A.S.I.G. - Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.
C.E.B.U. - Change Everything... But Us.
P.E.R.U. - Porget Everyone... Remember Us.
P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. - Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.
T.O.N.D.O. - Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.
P.A.S.A.Y. - Pretty And Sexy Are You.
Y.E.M.E.N. - Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.
M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. - Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.
J.A.P.A.N - Jump And Play All Night
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. - Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!

Star Wars Trivia

Dahil sa aking hilig sa Star Wars, naisipan kong ipaskil ang kaunti ngunit nakakatuwang kaalaman galing dito:

1. Zam Wesell - the bounty hunter Jango Fett assigned to assassinate Padme Amidalla in Episode 2

2. Yoda's full name - Yoda D'Kana the Whill

3. Kaja Sinis - first Jedi knight

4. Khameir Sarin - Darth Mauls's real name

5. Dexter Jettster - a Beasalisk cook who gave Obi-Wan Kenobi information about he origins of the mysterious dart used to kill Zam Wesell

6. In Episode V, Yoda acts like an idiot when Luke was visiting him. Yoda acted like he has never
seen technology before. What happened to him? Did the swamp make him crazy?- Yoda was hiding his identity and testing Luke's patience and intentions. His behavior before
revealing his true name and status as a Jedi Master is an act. You'll note that once Luke
realizes that it is in fact Yoda the Jedi Master, Yoda does not behave in this odd way.

7. What aliens from a non-Star Wars film can be seen in the Senate? - E.T's from Steven
Spielberg's E.T. - The Extra Terrestrial

8. What is Anakin Skywalker's first line in Episode I? - Mel tassa cho-passa...(I was cleaning
the bin like you...)

9. Which famous pop star wanted the role of Jar Jar? - Michael Jackson. The following comes from a Rolling Stone interview with Ahmed Best: Once, in London, Portman, Lucas and Best went to a Michael Jackson concert. "Backstage, George introduced me. He goes, 'This is Ahmed, also known as Jar Jar Binks.' I thought, 'I wonder why he said that.' Come to find out, Michael was campaigning for the part. George said to cast him would compromise the movie because he's such a big star."

10. How many horns does Darth Maul have? - Ten. Two on the temples, Seven in a "crown", and one on the back/top

11. What is the diameter of the first Death Star? - 120 kilometers or 75 miles

12. Darth Vader's full title is...? - Dark Lord of the Sith

13. What was Luke told (by his uncle) that his father did? - Navigator on a spice freighter

14. C-3P0 is fluent in over...? - Six milliom forms of communication

15. How long has Yoda trained Jedi? - 800 years

16. What are Yoda's stated reasons against training Luke? - No patience, anger, not ready, craves adventure (and he's also reckless), too old

17. What three things feed the Dark Side of the Force? - Anger, fear, aggression

18. In how many countries was Episode 2 filmed? - 6 (Australia, Tunisia, Spain, Italy, England,
and US (ILM models/minatures))

19. R2-D2 can be seen on the hull of a ship in what non Star Wars film? - The Mother Ship in
Close Encounters. He is turned upside down and was placed there by Dennis Muren

20. How old was Obi-Wan when he became Qui-Gon's padawan? - 12

21. What is Jabba The Hutt's full name? - Jabba Desilijic Tiure

22. One of the gargoyles on top of the Washington National Cathedral is a charater from Star
Wars? Which character is it? - Darth Vader.

23. In Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, the club at the beginning had a Star Wars related
name. What was it? - Club Obi-Wan.

24. "Polemistus chewbacca" and "Polemistus yoda" are actually real scientific names given to two types of a kind of animal by biologists (who were obviously Star Wars fans). What kind of animal are they? - They are both species of wasps.


Ako'y patuloy na nangangalap ng mga karagdagang kaalamang maaari kong maibahagi sa inyo...

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